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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via jubilantjules)

gymleaderkyle:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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(Source: michaxl, via jack-barabangme)

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via sanfrancishet)

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(Source: ugly, via metaphoricall-y)